In Tim Burton's unforgivably campy take on the caped crusader -- a version only Marvel fans can truly enjoy, as it ridicules Batman more than ever -- all is made suddenly blissful by Pfeiffer's Selina Kyle randomly pouring herself into a mesmerising cocktail of leather and latex.

Her catwoman is sexier than anything the comics tossed up, and when she threatens The Penguin by popping a bird in her mouth, you're so damned jealous of the bird. And later, of her catsuit, as she sits back and licks herself.

Meow never, ever, sounded sexier.